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a.k.a Ted (adamim) in cevabi

It was the night before this one,
I had hours to kill.
I sat in the tavern,
grading parchments with quill.
A busty, young lassie
flashed me a grin.
Her garb said "classy",
but her eyes whispered "sin".
She said, "You're a teacher?"
I said, "Yes, indeed".
"I must have you", she moaned.
"I'm turned on by tweed".
With haste we did scamper
to my chamber anon.
We fell to the couch,
and, bro, it was on.
I unlaced her bodice.
Our passions grew deeper.
And thus ends the tale
of the Sexless Innkeeper.